Today I was out feeding our horses and Barney our "old man" horse was eating.  He started coughing so I decided that I should check on him.  When I got up to him he smiled at me and BARFED all over me.  Chucks of chewed up food everywhere.   It was so disgusting.  I was just going to go in and change clothes, but I looked in the mirror and it was even in my hair.  
I wanted to make sure my clothes didn't stain so I immediately went in and washed them out and sprayed them down and I was thinking to my self, this shout sure does smell like cleaning spray.  Sure enough I sprayed my clothes down with 409.  What an evening....  Moral of the story.... Don't get to close to a coughing horse!!!